The Funny Bone

[Callyman]

Hello All

Welcome to The Funny Bone.

We all need a good now and again.

So please post any jokes here, that you would like to share with everyone.

The only guidelines are that they should be funny and above all family friendly.

[HOT-ROD]

What of you call a magic owl?

[Callyman]

What of you call a magic owl?

I have a feeling this is going to be bad.

Go on ??

[rich30mex]

2 fish in a tank and one turns to the other and says do you know how to drive this

My best joke ever lol

[HOT-ROD]

What of you call a magic owl?

I have a feeling this is going to be bad.

Go on ??

Hooooodini!!!

[Cliff]

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal”

[Callyman]

Two parrots sitting on a perch,

One turns to the other and says "Can you smell fish"?

[Phill]

What does santa order when he's at pizza hut ?

[rich30mex]

What does santa order when he's at pizza hut ?

?

[Phill]

What does santa order when he's at pizza hut ?

?

A deep pan crisp and even.

[rich30mex]

What does santa order when he's at pizza hut ?

?

A deep pan crisp and even.

[Callyman]

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks
"Do you sell Viagra here?"
"Yes, sir."
The man then asks, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?"
" If you took five or six pills at once you might sir."